Bad boat names

[POGE]

late one night when I trailer my old boat I saw a boat get hualed out at the ramp and split my sides with laughter. In the twilight a hard fished aluminum skiff with the name Tess Tickle. Hey, Tickle could be a family name and Tess could have been some one's favorite great aunt.?????

 

[rloomis]

Original Contract, Change Order

Pic below ...

 

[stonebuster]

At our sister club next door there's a boat named "Crack of Dawn." This wouldn't be so bad but the owner's wife's name is Dawn. And that's a fact.You have to love a woman with a sense of humor like that.

 

[greatcir]

I think a bad boat name has to be simple and easily understood - thus

SIN OR SWIM

''''''''''''''pete

 

[DaleH]

Any consistent votes for #1 yet :?: ?

FWIW, about 10-years ago, a guy out of Boston Haba would pick up the ladies at a local cruising, dock, shorefront, bar, nightclub, visitor/tourist area. He'd take them out on a cruise of the Haba ... then get miles away from shore, and would say "$@#% or swim." No lie :shock: ! Needless to say he was finally arrested :roll: .

Oh yeah, the boat's name? You might have guessed it ... Wet Dream

 

[jeffnick]

Wait 'til you get a few more, then do a poll.

 

[jonas grumby]

My first boat was "Sea Pickle" she weren't pretty but she fished well! :lol:

 

[bean]

The boat I bought of this form was named " MASTER BAITER "

" BEAN "

 

[Devilfish]

Just saw a CMT show- their version of MTV's Cribs. Kurt Busch was on and his boat is named the "Wet Spot". Come on, we all know that nobody wants to get stuck on the wet spot!

 

[dcunniff]

My boat was owned about a month. Guy had it on the Cape.

In red letters on transom, like Parker color, Cape Cruiser.

I took it off. I thought it might take me straight to P-town.

Dana

 

[ppem45]

Gotcha Dana, at first I didn't get it but I do now

 

[dcunniff]

Subtle....!

I have a Carpe Diem at my dock.

Outdoor Life magazine, like other magazines runs boat names on the web periodically, a mix of good ones.

Click on the next button above the picture to advance.

http://www.outdoorlife.com/photos/galle ... es?photo=0

Dana

 

[ryanc2]

Just saw this one and it's a Parker!

 

[Bryan 2530]

This has got to be the best/worst one........ depending on how you look at it.

 

[gundog]

I remember that one from Boston, Dale.

He actually threw a girl overboard and took off. That got him arrested.

 

[Flukenewsty]

I was thinking of Fluke'n Bass hole for my boat seems a little long though.

 

[channel_surfer]

Named my first baylier 1950 bowrider "Stiff Nibbles" with a fish hook next to the words.

 

[greatcir]

In case he got in trouble and could not remember:

WINE 1 1 ...........Pete

 

[Birdman328]

I always liked "STIFF RIPPLES" or "FISH N CHICKS"

 

[Interloper]

I saw a photo of a beautiful restored Bertram 31 that was for sale. The name on the transom was "Sea Nile". Placing that name on that boat is practically vandalism.